RewriteEngine On
RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-f
RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-d
RewriteRule ^(.*)$ index.php [QSA,L]<?php
$lipsum = simplexml_load_file('http://www.lipsum.com/feed/xml?amount=1&what=paras&start=0')->lipsum;
?>
<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<head>
<meta charset="UTF-8">
<title></title>
</head>
<body>
<header>
<h1><?php echo implode(' ', array_rand(array_flip(explode(' ', $lipsum)), rand(5, 10))); ?></h1>
<nav>
<ul>
<?php foreach (array_rand(array_flip(explode(' ', $lipsum)), rand(5, 10)) as $word) { ?>
<li><a href="/<?php echo strtolower(preg_replace('/([^a-zA-Z0-9]+)/', '', $word)) ?>"><?php echo $word; ?></a></li>
<?php } ?>
</ul>
</nav>
</header>
<aside>
<nav>
<ul>
<?php foreach (array_rand(array_flip(explode(' ', $lipsum)), rand(5, 10)) as $word) { ?>
<li><a href="/<?php echo strtolower(preg_replace('/([^a-zA-Z0-9]+)/', '', $word)) ?>"><?php echo $word; ?></a></li>
<?php } ?>
</ul>
</nav>
</aside>
<main>
<h1><?php echo implode(' ', array_rand(array_flip(explode(' ', $lipsum)), rand(5, 15))); ?></h1>
<p><?php echo $lipsum; ?></p>
</main>
<footer>
<small><?php echo implode(' ', array_rand(array_flip(explode(' ', $lipsum)), rand(5, 10))); ?></small>
</footer>
</body>
</html>