shagguboy

$result = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM `videos` WHERE `id`=$page") or die(mysql_error());

class AnObj extends stdClass
{
    public function __call($closure, $args)
    {
        return call_user_func_array($this->{$closure}, $args);
    }
 }
 $a=new AnObj();
 $a->color="red";
 $a->sayhello=function(){ echo "hello!";}
 $a->sayhello();//output: "hello!"

не больше 0.01 сек